So I have this bathroom.
That adjoins our bedroom.
They call it a “master” bathroom.
But there is nothing “master” about it.
Only that it is the bathroom that is assigned to the master bedroom.
So really, master by association bathroom.
For years I have wanted to shake it up, but this is the thing; we still had the same paint from the previous owners (we will call them Claude and Mona for the sake of the blog) who lived here 7.5 years ago.
And we may or may not have still had the same storage cabinet in the bathroom over the toilet that may or may not have allegedly been in Claude and Mona’s master bath.
I even blogged about our pathetic little bath back in 2010 here.
Here is a picture of my bath from 2010:
See Claude and Mona’s white cabinet?
And my saline on the counter?
Apparently, I don’t know how to clear a counter before I take a picture.
This will make more sense to you in a few seconds.
So the bathroom was this blue color.
Which was nice and serene but also made this very soul-crushingly small room even smaller?
We also had one of those builder-grade mirrors that take up most of the wall as well.
We ended up finding an amazing mirror at Lowe’s Labor Day weekend of 2010 but before you look at the picture, let me offer a disclaimer about the picture you are about to see:
There is Monistat on the counter.
Because in addition to having a really ugly bathroom in 2010, I must have also had a yeast infection.
And yes, I could have edited the photo, but I wanted to be real.
Because you are not gonna get this kind of honesty at the big blogs.
Nor will you get a plug for a feminine product.
Geez, it’s almost like I posed it there.
Like Monistat was paying me back then.
Or I wouldn’t have had to wait two more years for a better bathroom.
Back to the mirror…it was only 12 dollars.
It was sheer luck I found this because I have yet to find another mirror that even comes close to that price.
So the bathroom sat like this for another two years, even after adding that mirror.
Whoa whoa….don’t want to go too fast, you know.
So this summer I said, enough! We are making this bathroom our own after seven years!
But I wanted to do it, as I want to do everything, on a small budget.
My original budget was $150 dollars.
Which isn’t a lot for bathrooms?
Here is the before circa September 2012:
Do you see how the rugs, towels and shower curtain don’t even match or have remotely the same coloring?
I just gave up in here.
I had nothing left to give.
We bought a new light fixture to replace the circa 1988 dressing room bulb light fixture.
Only $39 at Home Depot!
To give those who aren’t privy to pricing on these types of things some idea, these usually cost around $100 or more.
So I was really excited to find this.
Oh, and see the new faucet?
Huge props to my husband for installing this himself.
He will be the first to admit that he isn’t the handiest of people, but he is always willing to learn and try.
And he did this by himself, and I am really proud of him.
Afternote- he ended up jacking it up. Have someone who knows what they are doing install it, please.
Looking good already!
So we were peeling and sticking the planks away and literally cheering each time we finished a plank.
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Look at us go!
Then we started getting really cocky.
This is so easy!
Who in the world would pay anyone to do this?
A toddler could do this!
Until we hit a stumbling block.
The potty, the crapper, the John, call it what you will.
It was a pain in the you know.
No pun intended.
A little pun intended.
Rebecca made a template, then traced it onto the vinyl pieces. Then I would take the knife of death utility knife and score the plank and snap it.
Then we would try to fit it into place like a puzzle.
This is when it happened.
We literally lost it.
We were laughing so hard that we had tears in our eyes.
Oh wait, maybe we were crying.
And that is when we said:
OMG, this is sooo why people pay other people to do these things!!
And that is when we also said:
I get why labor costs so much!!
Here is a picture of me enjoying my new floors whilst Rebecca is laboring away with the templates.
I absolutely love this.
You do not know.
I never, ever EVER thought I would have floors like this.
Thank you so much, Rebecca, for helping me with this.
I love you so much for this.
$50 at Lowe’s.
Fifty dollars for hardwood-looking floors!
My brother mentioned it would have been easier to take the toilet out altogether to install.
I told him I am replacing the girls’ bath flooring as well, and I should expect him at my home to help next week.
Because if we had trouble putting the vinyl around the toilet, I am going to say we will have even more trouble taking said toilet out.
Isn’t that the theory of relativity, anyway?
Sure it is.
Are you ready for the big reveal?
Here we go……
Again, here is the before:
And here is the after:
The biggest difference is the floors by far, and I love how easy it was (mostly) to install them! (thanks again to Rebecca)
Here is the cost rundown for the bath renovation:
Grand total for a total master bath re-haul?
I wonder what Claude and Mona would think?
Plus, I pin lots of yummy desserts and inappropriate quotes.
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