That title is a little misleading because that isn't entirely what this post is about. But I do feel the need to narrow down my titles. I feel like they are a little too long-winded, kind of like me. If I had my way, that title up there would look something like Why I Don't… Continue reading Why I Don’t Shop at Walmart Anymore
Years ago, on a network that shall remain nameless, Thursday nights used to be prime television watching at its best. The bomb. The Shizzle. Where it was AT. Then it went down the crapper. I blame this on the invention of Facebook because why not? I remember canceling plans to stay in on Thursday nights… Continue reading How Netflix is Bringing Back “Thursday Night” #StreamTeam
The New York Times called. They won't ever be hiring me as a title writer. The New York Times called. There is no such thing as a title writer. Last winter, I had a tough go of it. In fairness to myself, when I wasn't in pain I was making flavorless rice Krispie treats. So… Continue reading How I Am Making Winter My Bitch
Famous people usually start out humbly. Stand on corners dressed as frankfurters or work as singing waiters at a rock and roll joint. Have bosses that threaten to kill them and make it look like an accident or get fired on their first day for drinking on the job. I then by default should be… Continue reading My Resume Proves Why I Should Be Famous
I am surrounded by some amazing women in my life, near and far. Women whom I look up to, respect and love deeply on many different levels. So when FTD approached me a few weeks ago about their #ILookToHer campaign, I was intrigued. Here was the deal: they wanted me to hand deliver a bouquet of… Continue reading Why I Gave My Sick Friend Flowers in a Snowstorm #ILookToHer
While I was KonMari'ing the crap out of my home a few weeks ago, I made a discovery. My high school diary. I didn't have to ask if it brought me joy because of the gems inside, oh boy. If you ever need to do a check to see if you have evolved? Read any… Continue reading Dear Diary, Why Was I So Pathetic?