My List of Top 10 Rock Band Names If I Were to Ever Start a Rock Band

For the past few years, I’ve occasionally said to myself, in response to an unusual phrase, “that would be an excellent band name!”

So I finally have enough to write a post!

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I think my work here is done. See you next week!

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WE’RE GOING TO ROCK YOUR WORLD! With chicken! Also, peanuts! In a spicy sauce!

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I can’t take credit for this one because I heard it on a Chicago morning radio show. It’s excellent, but not quite as excellent as…..

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To clarify, the crib is not on fire. It’s the insolent toddler who’s breathing fire! Because I don’t want to get in trouble with the authorities over fire coming from a crib, and as any parent knows, a rebellious toddler is terrifying. As a result, they have an epic band name.

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Wet Pizza seems like it would regularly be on the Top 40 charts on college radio stations.

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Formerly known as Bus Full OF Bloggers, O’ just sounds more joyful and Irish jig-like. On the shuttle to my first blogging convention, I came up with this name.

I envision them performing at your local Starbucks, sipping Pumpkin spice latte’s while wearing colorful chevron scarves and, of course, leggings with a school bus motif.

A word of caution: because of the annoying pop-up ads asking you to subscribe to their various blogs, you will only get around 20 minutes of play time in an hour.

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Christian alternative. Duh.

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I came up with this one while suffering from pneumonia for the majority of the summer of 2014. It came down to this or Lung Cookie, another solid band name.

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I’m sure there’s a band with this name someplace on our planet. But I’d like to emphasize that I came up with this one on my own.

If you were born after 1992, you might not get this reference.

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It’s popular with all the groups: sporto’s, jocks, dweebs…they are righteous dudes.

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Troubadour music.*

*Only fans of Gilmore Girls will understand this reference.

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If you want to use any of these names to create your own band, I’m happy to offer them to you. My only request is for free tickets.