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I know what you’re thinking: super, yet ANOTHER Amazon post from Kari. LISTEN, I love Amazon, okay? And they treat bloggers (see: me) fairly. So, therefore, they should be your favorite post because you like me.
Also, I really like the turkey baby outfit and someone connected to me needs to buy this for a baby. Or a household pet. Take pictures and send them to me and I will put it on the blog.
So in order to be the best Thanksgiving host you can possibly be, you need these items at your table.
I’ll be back at the end of the week with scene two of the screenplay. But only if you buy the baby turkey outfit.
This was my favorite holiday book when I was a child. In fact, when Thanksgiving time rolled around, it was this book that I looked forward to most, even over stuffing. My priorities were different back then, okay?
You need your baby to be dressed as a turkey. That is what you have babies for, duh.
Step inside.
Walk this way.
You and me babe.
Hey hey.
Or this one is cute too. But buy the other one too because of Def Leppard.
A tablecloth that kids can draw on. This is genius. Why didn’t we ever think of this? Oh wait, it’s called grocery store bags on top of tables. Kids today are SO lucky.
Watch this instead of going out shopping after dinner. Or here’s a concept: sit at the table and talk about absolutely nothing of importance. Or Sheila’s Pour Some Gravy On Me tee-shirt. She’s a hoot!
Because Uncle Harvey’s pumpkin spice martini’s go down a lot smoother (and faster) with one of these straws.
BUY THE DAMN TURKEY OUTFIT.
This page includes affiliate links as I am a part of the Amazon affiliate program.
Add to to-do list—-go to animal shelter and ask which dog wants to be dressed in that turkey outfit–ALL of the dogs! Must pet and bring thanksgiving joy to all dogs. Remember to bring gravy!
Butbitbis raining again and i have crawled back into bed-must have screenplay NOW!!!
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YOU ARE DOING LIFE RIGHT.
I will share it on Friday. Maybe Wednesday.Because those peanut m & m’s aren’t going to eat themselves. 🙂
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I want the gravy t-shirt, bad. That is just all kinds of awesome. And I like these posts because 1) They are funny; 2) I see stuff I would otherwise never see. So, feel free to keep ’em coming.
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You are my favorite. 🙂
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Love the wrapping papers!
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LOL You mean the tablecloth? By the way, that is up your alley. You could leave that up year-round.
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I LOVE Amazon.
But I am the worlds worst affiliate. I’ve made exactly $ 0.22
I guess if my blog was read by more than my MIL and mother, neither of which can figure out/trust online shopping, it wouldn’t be such an issue, lol.
Also< i need that Def Leppard gravy tee as well. Thank you.
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Listen, I have had Google Adsense on my blog for over a year and I barely made 50. THAT IS HORRIBLE, BY THE WAY.
Keep trying with Amazon and let me know when you publish a post. I will buy the SHIT out of everything.
And yes, you need that tee shirt.
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I love Amazon too. Way, WAY too much.
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ME TOO.
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These are cute! I especially love the “Thankful” t-shirt. But that tablecloth is a thought too. Maybe it’ll keep the grandkids entertained! Thank you for sharing at Party in Your PJ’s!
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Right? It might even keep adults entertained too! Thank you for visiting!
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I am a fan of Amazon, too, so bring it on! Loving that gravy t-shirt in particular. Makes me giggle 🙂
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Me too. 🙂
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This Amazon Prime shopper gets a visit from UPS at least once a week, sometimes more!! I don’t have anyone to buy the outfit for but I do like the gravy and thankful shirts!! Thanks so much for linking up at #AThemedLinkup 4 for All Things Thanksgiving. Shared.
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I love Amazon Prime. Too much, maybe. 🙂
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I understand completely!!
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