Do you ever feel like you just need to laugh because if you don’t, you’ll end up crying?
I have that emotion more often than I would like to publicly admit, most of that being because of menopause.
Are you sick of me writing about menopause?
Well, I’m tired of being in menopause, so suck it up.
Sorry, that was the menopause talking.
I got me a felt board a couple of years ago because I felt like I could write some horrible, HORRIBLE things on it but then I realized I have children who can read.
Then I furthermore realized I have a blog that my children don’t really read, so I will write a post about it!
I even dedicated an entire board on Pinterest to my felt board obsession.
Told you.
Here are some of my favorites that will convince you that you need a felt board in your life to write horrible, HORRIBLE things on as well.
I dunno about putting a felt board in my bathroom though because FELT and GERMS.
Those lucky bastages over at Letterfolk get PAID to be witty. I need to apply for this job.
This is so accurate, it’s depressing.
Lord, yes.
Until you can’t take Ibuprofen anymore because they give you cluster headaches.
BEING AN ADULT IS SO MUCH FUN.
Again, devastatingly accurate.
Also, Garth Brooks. Head slap.
Do you like felt board quotes too? Let’s start a club with a secret handshake.
A Grace Full Life 
I have zero room in this shoebox of a house for one more thing so I’ll have to press my face against the window of the clubhouse while you guys come up with awesome sayings.
But if I did have room, my sign for today would be the one with the creepy baby head. Is that like the latest Chia head or something??! Also the one below it but not on Buzzfeed because that site just makes me feel old. (Because by today’s standards, I am) Mine would probably say “has lots of work to do…after I scroll my Facebook feed and refresh 4x, look at articles on life/work balance for 2 hours, 20 minutes on procrastination articles, 30 minutes on how to be more productive. Repeat…in case someone posted something and get sucked into a Hallmark movie I know the plot of before ever seeing the movie while making fun of how lame some of the actors are and then it’s 4pm and freak out because “there are not enough hours in the day.”” Okay, so I might need a felt billboard for that one.
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Now I want a chia plant in a baby head.
I made it weird.
I have SO much work to do but here I am writing posts like this.
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I need a baby head plant desperately. But these signs are also quite wonderful. I’m inspired!
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I thought of YOU when I saw that and in the best possible way. If you don’t write a post about a baby’s head planter before Halloween, let me write it for you.
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LOVE all these sayings! I am always racking my brain for witty things to put on our family message board. Followed your board for constant witty inspo. Visiting from Pretty Pintastic Party.
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Aww, thank you for visiting me!
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A chia plant in a baby head. Yes. You are all my people. And I really needed this today. It’s a public service you’re doing here. It really is.
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Oh friend, thank you for saying that. Yours is a public service as well. 🙂
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Thank you for my felt board and one of my faves is, ” I smell love in the air. No, it;s bacon.” LOL
Oh and felt board in the bathroom??? Eeekkkk!
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Bacon really is love. 🙂
Also, RIGHT????
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Devastatingly accurate. I need that sign.
I love your way of finding the humor and pointing it out to us all. Thank you for being exactly who you are!!
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Thank you for being one of my biggest fans. 🙂
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Yup, these made me laugh out loud. Is everything funnier when it’s on a felt board? I think the hierarchy goes (starting at the funniest) cross stitch, felt board, blog. Though your amazing stock photos must rank in there somewhere as well.
Also side note, I need to start watermarking my photos!
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That reminds me, I feel a stock photo post needs to happen again.
I forget to do mine too, so steal away!
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I bought one of these boards last year, in the midst of my mid-life creative drought, and it sat unchanged for 4 months. And it didn’t even say anything witty. It said “Sugary Boogers.” My husband wrote it, I can’t even remember why, and I was too lazy to change it. I was not prepared for the level of discipline and commitment a felt board would require. Going to steal some of these ideas until I have an original one, which may take a while.
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Sugary Boogers would make yet another great blog name. Adding that to the list for the next blog post.
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😀 well here’s a good thing. Whenever I feel menopausal I come visit you Kari and my “where’s the flippin ice box, I could kill you mood” just disappears. Okay that’s not completely true. I come visit you when I feel reasonably normal too. Love these board quotes. You just made my day
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This made my morning even better. I am so glad I make you feel less murderous! I GET IT COMPLETELY, by the way.
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Such a picker-upper. Definitely harharred a couple times while reading this. I just joined the felt board club, so love these ideas. Right now I have “Glamma: too glam to be called gramma” on mine. Now I must change it…
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I love Glamma! LOVE.
I’m glad I could provide inspiration. 🙂
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