Humor, Life, Nonsense

I Have a Buzzfeed Problem

Writer McWriterson

In that, I am on there every single night before I fall asleep taking quizzes.

Or when I wake up to pee. Not if but when.

I hate that I love Buzzfeed.

I do.

I mean, I don’t.

I am not above telling you that one middle of the night peeing session led to me taking 10 Buzzfeed quizzes in a row.

Maybe 15.

OKAY, 25. 

 

 

I am sure that I could solve world peace, end injustices, and do many more amazing things (other than cleaning, schooling, and keeping the animals alive) if I just didn’t have so many darn quizzes to take.

Did you know that they update the quizzes daily? As to keep us me coming back nightly for more?

Life is too short to be serious all of the time and I am here weekly to remind you that nonsense is good for the soul.

Who knew bubble tea was so wise?

Head here to take the quiz.

This should surprise no one.

I couldn’t find my IQ quiz, so head here to take a quiz about boobs.

 

 

 

I have lived a lot of life, thank you for that reminder Buzzfeed.

Head here to take the quiz.

 

I can’t wait to get my period.

Head here so they can guess your age by the type of pants you wear.

Can I add this to my resume?

Take this quiz to see if your food geography is on point.

I do love me a good sandwich…

Head here to see what Friends character you are by eating some donuts; spoiler alert: you don’t actually get to eat donuts.

DAMMIT.

Head here to find out what percent you are.

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I don’t know how tacos and loyalty go together but OKAY!

Head here to find out yours.

 

LOVE himmmm.

Head here to take the quiz.

 

 

If you’ve seen the size of my ass, this isn’t a big surprise.

Head here to find out your vice.

 

 

Ugh…

Head here to figure out which Beyonce song you should listen to by decorating your dream bedroom.

I am more of a Cosmic Brownie girl…

Head here to see what yours is.

Based on my bedtime alone, this is also scarily accurate.

Take this quiz to see if they can guess your age based on the chores you do.

 

And in honor of today being my brother’s birthday:

 

Head here to find out which mythical creature you are.

I could literally spend an entire day taking Gilmore Girls quizzes. If this is you, then head here.

I could also literally spend an entire day taking Friends quizzes. If this is you, then head here.

If the idea of combining Gilmore Girls and Friends gives you wet dreams, then head here.

What are some websites where you waste time?

And don’t even tell me you are so busy that you don’t possibly have time for nonsense because you read THIS blog so I know that isn’t true.

 

26 thoughts on “I Have a Buzzfeed Problem”

  2. LOL. These are all so fun! I mostly waste my time on Pinterest pinning all sorts of crafts, recipe, and other things that I will rarely remember to actually use.

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  4. I had no idea this was even a thing. If I took a quiz while peeing I would never get back to sleep. I guess looking at Facebook is my time suck. Ashamed to say cause I pretty much hate Facebook. I open it with the intention of looking for sitting jobs. I belong to a babysitting moms group so I have good intentions but the crap on there is just so distracting. The IQ one- ‘this should surprise no one’. Bah ha! As always- you continue to crack me up.

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    1. To be clear, I am not taking the quizzes WHILE peeing. 😉

      I feel the same way with Facebook homeschool groups. I only limit myself to be on FB for no more than 20 minutes once a day and I’ve been sticking to it since October. Maybe because I replaced FB with Buzzfeed.

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  5. OMG this post had me laughing so hard I was spitting out salad and snarfing (I know, it’s not attractive when you have snots shooting out of your nose while shoving food in your face, but I’m sick and you’re funny, so there you have it, snarfing). You must do a follow up with YOUR ideas for quizzes! These are the most random quizzes I have ever seen. And cosmic brownies all the way. Honey buns? Pffft.

    Let’s do a collaborative post where we both take the same Gilmore Girls quizzes and compare our answers!

    And I’m not a friends watcher, but from the little I’ve seen Ross was always my favorite 😉

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  6. OMG this post had me laughing so hard I was spitting out salad and snarfing (I know, it’s not attractive when you have snots shooting out of your nose while shoving food in your face, but I’m sick and you’re funny, so there you have it, snarfing). You must do a follow up with YOUR ideas for quizzes! These are the most random quizzes I have ever seen. And cosmic brownies all the way. Honey buns? Pffft.

    Let’s do a collaborative post where we both take the same Gilmore Girls quizzes and compare our answers!

    And I’m not a friends watcher, but from the little I’ve seen Ross was always my favorite 😉

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    1. Yes to the collaborative post!!

      I actually tried to make a Buzzfeed quiz once and it was super involved and took me almost two hours and then I lost all my work. I swear I have a life.

      Phoebe is mine but Ross is Ella’s favorite. ❤️

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  7. I have only taken a couple of Buzzfeed quizzes on FB. But right now I’m sick (just a cold) and just lying around in my pajamas, BAF and hubby is on the couch also sick and BAF, so maybe I will have to waste part of my day taking the quizzes you posted.

    Otherwise, sites that I waste my time on? FB, of course. (I need to set LIMITS.) I don’t consider reading blogs wasting time. They enrich me. Yep, including yours. 🙂

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    1. Oh no! I’m sorry you’re sick. 😦
      I hate to be an idiot (but I am so good at it), but what is BAF?

      I agree about blog reading. In fact, I just wrote another post about how reading other blogs has improved me in so many ways. Yours included. 🙂

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      1. Oh no, you’re never an idiot…I should’ve spelled it out. My brain is fuzzy right now. It was my acronym for Bored as Fuck.

        My blog has improved you? Now THAT’S interesting! 😉

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  8. I got Zebra cakes but I sustained life on Oatmeal Cream Pies and Swiss Cake Rolls so it’s wrong. (I wouldn’t turn down a Zebra Cake though if it was all there was.) It wasn’t until adulthood I discovered the awesomeness of Cosmic Brownies and then lamented how much time I wasted in my youth flicking the nuts (ouch!) off of their regular brownies when I could’ve had delicious chocolate bits to add to my girth! Do over! Is it wrong at some times of the month I want to put long john filling between two cosmic brownies and bliss out into a Wilford Brimley buzz on the couch? (aka-right now)

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  11. I missed this last week, but I was stuck in the longest line ever at the grocery store last night and somehow found it and thank you for making that line seem too short. 🙂 I’m sure I looked like an idiot laughing at my phone, but that’s probably preferable to the look of silent desperation most of my compatriots were sporting at 5:30 at Winco. So, again, THANK YOU.

    Myself, I’ve read too many articles about data mining and those quizzes and how evil people (coughJared Kushnercough) used the info they got from all those stupid FB quizzes to manipulate us in the last presidential election and so I’ve sworn off them. (Yes, I am always the funnest girl at the party. Or, I used to be. I don’t seem to get invited to so many anymore…?)

    Love you. Keep quizzing on, my friend.

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