In 2016, I wrote about band names if I ever were to start a rock band. I even came up with cool graphics.
Since then, I’ve kept a list of additional excellent band names in my phone. Some of you keep Christmas lists and Amazon wish lists in your phone’s notes section; I do as well. But I also keep absurd lists, such as names for bands I’ll never form.
You have no idea how therapeutic writing this post and designing record covers for bands that will never exist was.
Backstory: Ellie was riding horses with her best friend at their old barn when her friend’s little brother mentioned a horse in the barn that was really dirty. But the way he said it sounded like “dirty whoresssss,” which, by the way, would be an even better band name.
Last October, we invited some friends over for dinner and, you guessed it, we ate tacos. However, the shells were extremely crumbly, and we joked all night about having broken tacos for dinner.
You had to be there.
A friend told me the story of how the kids at her son’s school have to walk down the hallways of the school with their hands behind their backs so that they don’t touch other people.
Anyway, she noted how they looked like they were wearing invisible handcuffs, and we laughed until we couldn’t because it’s not really funny, is it?
I’m not sure how I came up with this, but it works, doesn’t it? In a sick and twisted (get it?) sort of way.
The coronavirus has recently taken a toll on my cognitive functioning. However, EXCELLENT band name.
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This may have come up when playing Cards Against Humanity with friends.
In my post on my new green nightstands, I mentioned that this would be a great band name.
See? I do remember some stuff.