First published November 20th, 2017
I have gone through menopause for the past ten years. Just kidding, it’s only been like two, it just feels like ten.
Because the symptoms of menopause are SUCKING MY SOUL RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY. According to the website 34 Menopause Symptoms Dot Com (yes, it’s a real website. I think), there are indeed 34. They must have decided to create a website to inform others that just when you think you have enough things to worry about in your life as a woman, you also get thirty-four gifts at the end of your period, kind of like a hormonal Hanukkah.
Being a woman is a glorious thing.
So instead of bitching and moaning, I decided to have fun with the list.
In honor of my generation going through the change, I paired 80’s songs with each symptom.
Aren’t you glad you know me?
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