First published December 16, 2019
Disclaimer #1- this post is filled with bathroom humor and swear words. If you don’t like that sort of thing, read The Pioneer Woman or something.
I tried to think of a better title for a post filled with nonsensical and fun Christmas anecdotes, but I honestly couldn’t think of anything more fitting.
I added quotation marks, so no one sues me but just in case, here is disclaimer #2:I didn’t make the title up; John Hughes did.
Speaking of John Hughes…
Courtesy of a dead link
Speaking of John Hughes part two, a few months ago I found a blogger who throws an annual Christmas withCousin Eddie party.
The first thing I thought was, WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS?
Courtesy of The Hive blog
The second thing I thought was, WHY DON’T I HAVE FUN NEIGHBORS LIKE THIS?
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This is a wonderful way to celebrate. And I can’t imagine how I missed Kurt Russel as Santa but that’s gotta be on my watchlist now.
A Christmas With Cousin Eddie also sounds pretty brilliant, although it might be just as well we’re quarantining this year. Without cousin Eddie.
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There is a Christmas Chronicles part two this year as well, so you have two movies to catch up on. 🙂
And yes, Cousin Eddie can stay in his camper.
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Well, I’ll be coming back to this post again and again when I need to put a smile on my face. Swear-y, dark and bathroom humour? YES PLEASE.
Merry HO HO!
Deb
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Aww, I’m glad I could make you smile! ❤️
Merry Ho Ho!
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I just realized I never commented when I enjoyed this again last week. It’s a toss up between the chocolate santas thst resemble penises and the candle lights with holly that look like penises as far as my favorite bits. I’m noticing a theme in my humor appreciation here. Hmm.
This post will always make me laugh.
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Every time I see those chocolate Santa’s in a store, I know I am going to be really disappointed when I open them and there is going to be no chocolate penis inside.
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