Blogging, Humor, Link Party

Blog Trends That Prove I Will Never Be Cool Enough to Hang with “Real” Bloggers

  Disclaimer- these are things that annoy me. I am not suggesting that if you do any of the following, you must change. I write this thing called a "blog" where I share my pet peeves, talk about John Hughes, diet, binge eat, diet, eat again, and occasionally write a sponsored post. I am not out… Continue reading Blog Trends That Prove I Will Never Be Cool Enough to Hang with “Real” Bloggers

Blogging, Humor, Photography

How to Create a Funky Sidebar Bio with Pic Monkey

  I am learning as I go when it comes to WordPress; every day there is something new. Apparently, there is even MORE HTML language that I have to know to own my blog. It has never made me appreciate all they did for me over at Blogger more. For real. But at the same time,… Continue reading How to Create a Funky Sidebar Bio with Pic Monkey

Childhood, Humor, Life

My Resume Proves Why I Should Be Famous

Famous people usually start out humbly. Stand on corners dressed as frankfurters or work as singing servers at a rock-and-roll joint. Have bosses that threaten to kill them and make it look like an accident or get fired on their first day for drinking on the job. I then by default should be famous. For… Continue reading My Resume Proves Why I Should Be Famous

Blogging, Humor, Life

Why Did You Stop Commenting? A Tutorial to Get You The Hell Back

Seriously. Was it something I said? You got sick of the complaining. Or the constant talk of tacos? Or Bruce Hornsby? Or not enough Bruce Hornsby? It was the third post about John Hughes that did it. I knew it. I will write something I think is crap and get like 30 comments, then I… Continue reading Why Did You Stop Commenting? A Tutorial to Get You The Hell Back

Blogging, Link Party, Photography

How to Take a Head Shot Without Regretting it the Next Morning

*I recently migrated from my blog and some pictures didn't make the move. So please excuse the words where pictures should be but I don't have the time or energy to find the pictures.  I don't take a good picture. I talked about it here so this will surprise no one who reads here with… Continue reading How to Take a Head Shot Without Regretting it the Next Morning

Blogging, Humor

Everything You Wanted to Know About Blogging but Were Afraid to Ask

  I knew nothing about blogging when I initially started in 2010. I literally Googled, "how to create a blog", chose the first result, and followed the instructions.That was it.A blog, by definition, is: 1- a personal website or web page on which an individual records opinions, links to other sites, etc. on a regular basis.… Continue reading Everything You Wanted to Know About Blogging but Were Afraid to Ask