Blogging, Humor, Link Party

Blog Trends That Prove I Will Never Be Cool Enough to Hang with “Real” Bloggers

  Disclaimer- these are things that annoy me. I am not suggesting that if you do any of the following, you must change. I write this thing called a "blog" where I share my pet peeves, talk about John Hughes, diet, binge eat, diet, eat again, and occasionally write a sponsored post. I am not out… Continue reading Blog Trends That Prove I Will Never Be Cool Enough to Hang with “Real” Bloggers

Blogging, Humor, Photography

How to Create a Funky Sidebar Bio with Pic Monkey

  I am learning as I go when it comes to WordPress; every day there is something new. Apparently, there is even MORE HTML language that I have to know to own my blog. It has never made me appreciate all they did for me over at Blogger more. For real. But at the same time,… Continue reading How to Create a Funky Sidebar Bio with Pic Monkey

Childhood, Humor, Life

My Resume Proves Why I Should Be Famous

Famous people usually start out humbly. Stand on corners dressed as frankfurters or work as singing waiters at a rock and roll joint. Have bosses that threaten to kill them and make it look like an accident or get fired on their first day for drinking on the job. I then by default should be… Continue reading My Resume Proves Why I Should Be Famous

Blogging, Humor, Life

Why Did You Stop Commenting? A Tutorial to Get You The Hell Back

Seriously. Was it something I said? You got sick of the complaining. Or the constant talk of tacos? Or Bruce Hornsby? Or not enough Bruce Hornsby? It was the third post about John Hughes that did it. I knew it. I will write something I think is crap and get like 30 comments, then I… Continue reading Why Did You Stop Commenting? A Tutorial to Get You The Hell Back

Humor, Neat Freak, Sponsored Post

So Easy My Sister Dog Can Do It. Why I Still Love Dyson

I have a sister dog. Kind of like a sister wife. Only not at all like a sister wife. She is my parents' dog and I love her as if she was a human sister. Maybe even more. Because I never had to share clothes or shoes or fight with her over boyfriends. She has… Continue reading So Easy My Sister Dog Can Do It. Why I Still Love Dyson

Humor, Netflix, Sponsored Post

Why Is Netflix Sending Me Cat Pictures? #StreamTeam

I get prompts periodically from Netflix suggesting what is cool to talk about that particular month. Don't get me wrong, they are in no way telling me what to write. Nope, just gentle prompts about new movies and such that are premiering on Netflix. This is the thing: they have no idea who they are dealing… Continue reading Why Is Netflix Sending Me Cat Pictures? #StreamTeam