I love a good crock pot recipe. When it isn't a good slow cooker recipe. Just kidding, they're both the same. I am blowing the minds of those of you who don't cook now. Amiright?? There is something magical about putting all of your ingredients into a metal container, turning on a button and… Continue reading My All-Time Favorite Crock Pot Recipes
I get tired of clickbait blog posts that tell you 20 AMAZING MOUTH WATERING LOW-FAT RECIPES THAT YOU WILL MAIL YOUR CHILDREN TO CANADA FOR AND SLAP YOUR MAMA ON THE WAY TO THE POST OFFICE. Then it's just a series of links to OTHER people's blogs. I don't have time for… Continue reading Five Recipes that Won’t Make You Fat
I like to eat. Scratch that. I love to eat. Food tastes good. And I get hungry. A lot. But I'm pissed off at food currently because it is not playing fair. When I was a teenager, I could eat whatever the hell I wanted. Doritos by the bag, Pepsi by the gallon, an entire Reese's… Continue reading I Like Big Macs and I Cannot Lie
Also bifocals. And cheese. But that's beside the point... As I am writing this, I have had one of the shittiest weeks to go on record. So when I have weeks like that, instead of doing things I should be doing, I am doing things that comfort my soul. It isn't as Oprah Book… Continue reading Comfortable Pants are Why I’m Not a Supermodel
I recently migrated my blog and some of the pictures didn't make the move. So imagine pictures where captions are. My jeans are loose. The ones that used to be tight after you wash them? Then you reason that it's because you just washed them so of course, they are tight! I mean, who has… Continue reading My Weight Watchers Must Haves. YOU CAN STILL HAVE BROWNIES. And a Weight Update.
I recently migrated my blog and some of the pictures didn't make the move. So imagine pictures where captions are. I know what you are thinking. Low Fat Super Bowl Sunday is the equivalent of No Novocaine Root Canal Tuesday. And a month ago, I would have been right there with ya. But since I… Continue reading Low Fat Super Bowl. Yes, it was Still Fun
I recently migrated my blog and some of the pictures didn't make the move. So imagine pictures where captions are. I had to Google "how to spell Jabba the Hut". For the past five years or so, it has been no secret how I have fluctuated with my weight. It started with my second pregnancy.… Continue reading How Weight Watchers is Making Me Look Less Like Jabba the Hutt