Christmas, Humor, John Hughes, Nonsense

“Merry Christmas, Shitter’s Full”

Disclaimer #1- this post will be filled with bathroom humor and swear words. If you don't like that sort of thing, read The Pioneer Woman or something. I tried to think of a better title for a post filled with nonsensical and fun Christmas anecdotes but I honestly couldn't think of anything more fitting. I… Continue reading “Merry Christmas, Shitter’s Full”

Christmas, Humor, Nonsense, Tater Tots

Vite it, Sto mangiando Tater Tots- Parte Otto (Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Eight)

This month's post is partially in Italian to honor the tradition of my Dad's "famous" Christmas Eve meatballs that go along with our annual Christmas Eve spaghetti dinner. I asked my dad to tell me again the story of how the Christmas Eve spaghetti and meatballs began and here it is somewhat paraphrased: My Dad's… Continue reading Vite it, Sto mangiando Tater Tots- Parte Otto (Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Eight)

Christmas, Favorite Things, Food, Recipes

My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipes

  I love cookies any time of year but during the holidays is when it is most acceptable to eat cookies on a regular basis. Cookies for breakfast? IF I HAVE TO! Cookies for dinner? Jesus would want it that way! Cookies at midnight? If it's good enough for Santa, it's good enough for me!… Continue reading My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipes

Christmas, Decorating, Favorite Things

How To Decorate For the Holidays Using Only the Target Dollar Spot

  Target Dollar Spot, for those who aren't informed, is the little section at Target by the front doors that offers little items for under five dollars. Back in ye olden days (so like five years ago or maybe more), they only offered items at a one dollar price point. Then Target being the sneaky bastards… Continue reading How To Decorate For the Holidays Using Only the Target Dollar Spot

Christmas, Food, Link Party, Recipes

Ten Stuffing Recipes Because Stuffing is Good

  So many synonyms for good but could I think of one to put in the title? Tip-top was one. Tip-top just isn't used enough. How was your stuffing, dear? Fine job! TIP-TOP!! This post is twofold! You will not only get ten of the best stuffing recipes you've ever laid your mouth on, BUT… Continue reading Ten Stuffing Recipes Because Stuffing is Good