Favorite Things, Food, Humor

Here’s To Salad Bars and Armageddon Pudding

When I was growing up, salad bars were the shit. One would think a salad bar wouldn't be a hit with the kiddos but it wasn't the healthy stuff in the salad bar that attracted us. It was the bacon, hard-boiled eggs, cheese, and pudding. Record scratch. Pudding?? Yes, pudding.   Salad bar pudding is… Continue reading Here’s To Salad Bars and Armageddon Pudding

Family, Food, Humor

Award-Winning Chili that God Would Approve Of

  Back in December, I wrote about how people found my blog in 2018, and one of the searches was "award-winning child cookie recipe" which is just silly. And messed up as well. But it was as I was typing this blog post that I remembered that search and thought, WHOA, WAS IT A PREMONITION… Continue reading Award-Winning Chili that God Would Approve Of

Chicago, Food, Humor

Tortilla Pizza – A Lot Sadder Than Regular Pizza But It’ll Do

  I've never met a person who doesn't like pizza. I know they are out there but I personally have not met anyone. Maybe because for the past 29 years, I have lived in the Chicago area which is loaded with pizza options so it doesn't give a person a chance not to like pizza.… Continue reading Tortilla Pizza – A Lot Sadder Than Regular Pizza But It’ll Do

Christmas, Favorite Things, Food

My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipes

  I love cookies any time of year but during the holidays is when it is most acceptable to eat cookies on a regular basis. Cookies for breakfast? IF I HAVE TO! Cookies for dinner? Jesus would want it that way! Cookies at midnight? If it's good enough for Santa, it's good enough for me!… Continue reading My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipes

Christmas, Food, Link Party

Ten Stuffing Recipes Because Stuffing is Good

  So many synonyms for good but could I think of one to put in the title? Tip-top was one. Tip-top just isn't used enough. How was your stuffing, dear? Fine job! TIP-TOP!! This post is twofold! You will not only get ten of the best stuffing recipes you've ever laid your mouth on, BUT… Continue reading Ten Stuffing Recipes Because Stuffing is Good

Food, Humor, Link Party

Leftover Chicken Nachos

  To be clear, the nachos aren't leftover just the chicken is. Because if we are being honest, leftover nachos are the nacho version of swamp ass. Nasty, soggy, messy, and just not something you want to be around. So here's a tip if you want second-day nachos: save the toppings SEPARATELY from the tortilla chips. You'll… Continue reading Leftover Chicken Nachos

Food, Humor, Link Party

Jalapeno Cheese Soup for When You Don’t Want to Feel The Roof of Your Mouth Anymore

  So I guess it's fall now. I am not saying I hate fall, I am just saying that I am not ready for the end of summer this week. But everyone is all excited and crap about fall. I love fall, I really do. But do you know what comes after fall? Winter. Winter… Continue reading Jalapeno Cheese Soup for When You Don’t Want to Feel The Roof of Your Mouth Anymore