Sung to this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVq0ONrSH-Q For my mom's birthday this year, I bought her the perfume my grandma (her mom) used to wear, Anais Anais. I actually sprayed some of it on me before I wrapped it up because I had forgotten the scent and was very curious. Let me tell you, it brought… Continue reading To All The Perfumes I’ve Worn Before
When I was growing up, salad bars were the shit. One would think a salad bar wouldn't be a hit with the kiddos but it wasn't the healthy stuff in the salad bar that attracted us. It was the bacon, hard-boiled eggs, cheese, and pudding. Record scratch. Pudding?? Yes, pudding. Salad bar pudding is… Continue reading Here’s To Salad Bars and Armageddon Pudding
Welp, my birthday month is drawing to an end and so is my list of prompts with this week being the last. But the party doesn't need to end. I want to do prompt writing more often if I can get away with it because honestly, my soul comes out more in this type of… Continue reading What Does My Perfect Day Look Like?
IT'S BIRTHDAY WEEK, BITCHESSSSS!!! *By the way, I don't like broad statements like the one in the title. Ten things you should ALWAYS have. I mean, how do I know what you should always have? What if your idea of always is completely different than mine? Maybe the title should be Ten Things You… Continue reading Ten Things You Should Always* Have
That's 25 for those of you that don't know how old Justin Bieber is. I had to google it because I didn't know/care how old he was but the point is that my friendship with Rebecca is that old. Has endured that long. The lifetime of a grown-ass human who has sold billions of… Continue reading Our Friendship is Justin Bieber-Years-Old
I don't know why I called all of you bitches because I really, really like most of you. But it really worked better for a title, and also, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH, BITCHES! It's been a hellish winter, those closest to me know this blog has taken kind of a beating, and… Continue reading It’s My Birthday Month, Bitches!
Last fall, I dedicated an entire blog post to felt board quotes I had found on Pinterest and you beautiful human beings loved it. But I never really talked about why you need to get a felt board. For those who aren't aware, a felt board is what a menu board used to be… Continue reading Why You Need a Felt Board Stat