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My Top Seven Blog Names if I Was to Ever Start Another Blog

 

I’m not starting another blog because I can barely come up with enough interesting content for the ONE I already have.

But over the past eight years, I have in passing mentioned THAT WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT BLOG NAME or IF I EVER START A NICHE BLOG (blog with one particular topic) I WOULD USE THE HELL OUT OF THAT NAME.

I am not a niche person though, which is why I can’t create a niche blog.

My thoughts are all over the place constantly.

Like a hamster on speed.

 

Speaking of hamsters, meet the newest member of our family, Nibbles.

 

 

I didn’t think I could love a rodent but I am falling.

And if all goes right, I should be starting the hamster training in my basement while Ella is at school any day now.

I KID.

Don’t call PETA on me.

 

Back to the post…..

So if you are a blogger and are looking for a name for your new blog (the hardest part of blogging, really), then I got you boo.

 

I shared this one a while back:

 

As well as this one:

 

 

If you have to ask, then don’t read it.

 

Recently, one of my blogging friends (go read her blog here) titled an Instagram (or Insta for you hipsters) picture with a future blog name when she and I collaborate.

 

 

So of course, I took the time to make a graphic for our new blog:

 

 

 

I talked about this blog name in my Dessert Quesadillas Because Stress post:

 

 

I mean, come ON. It’s good, no?

Unless your name isn’t Kelly, then it isn’t good.

I also get random inspiration from the comments section of my blog.

Which means that if you comment, I automatically reserve the right to use your comment in a blog post.

No, it doesn’t but it does mean that you inspire me to be a better person, so comment often.

My friend Rita (go read her blog here), is a regular commenter on my blog and I on hers.

I feel like if I had a radio show, she’d be the frequent caller who I would always press the applause button for when she called in.

Oh, look who’s calling in!

RITA!!!

She’d be the Norm of my radio show.

 

So Rita mentioned something about “low bar” and I was all BLOG NAME.

Should be mine, if we are being honest.

 

There is this AMAZING website where I am now going to be spending all of my free time called Name Generator.

You enter in specific words very Mad Libs-esque and it pops out possible blog names for you!

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

Here are some of my possible suggestions::

 

 

SO. MANY. THINGS. DON’T. KNOW. WHERE. TO. START.

 

 

I am changing my blog name.

If this doesn’t sum up my entire day in three words, nothing else will.

 

If you think of any others, drop them in the comments below.

Happy farting.

 

24 thoughts on “My Top Seven Blog Names if I Was to Ever Start Another Blog”

  1. OMG, I am CRYING over here! Thanks for the shout out and when you’re ready for a low bar collab blog, I’m all over it. 😀 But I swear Eat. Fart. Sing. is like the BEST blog name ever and had me laughing so hard I had to put the laptop down so I didn’t need a Poise pad or something. Sigh, I have actual blog work to do so I should probably stop dorking off. (HA…like that’ll happen. I think it’s no coincidence that when I was recently reading a book and the next chapter was “how to push through procrastination”, I literally placed my post it bookmark there and didn’t read it for a week.)

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      1. Low Bar S’Mores

        1 stale sheet of graham cracker (found behind the sealed bags that you didn’t know were there)
        4 chocolate kisses found between the cushions of the couch
        63 mini marshmallows from your child’s cereal box.

        Pile kisses on half sheet and put mini mallows wherever they’ll fit. Place in microwave for 30 seconds or until chocolate and mallows merge into a culinary nightmare. Top with other stale graham sheet. Pairs well with 2 week old flat wine that has cork floating on top.

        Boom…low brow s’mores!

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  2. Kari! You totally made my day. And it was the first day back to for-reals, full-time work, so I needed something to make my day. Although, now I may need to change my blog’s name to Norm’s Notebook. Which totally sounds better. Off to explore the blog name generator (rather than work on the post I’ve been farting around with for weeks). Oh, and I vote for Eat Fart Sing. No contest. 🙂

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  3. PS: Ohmygod, I love the name generator! My favorites: Love Sick Puppy. Confessions of a Failing Freak. Ritable. The Art of Failing. Fail of Years. Try as a Kite.

    OK, so they aren’t as good as yours. But Ritable. I might have to go with that.

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  4. Oh come on now. I just LOLed my way through this. Peanut butter and Kelly is truly the best blog name I’ve ever seen, though.

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  5. Confessions of a Candy Freak!?!?! Hmmmm…part of me wants to be offered does and more of me wants m&m’s.

    The A Word?
    Hey now, this is a family-friendly space….oh, for my name!

    Stress Addict?
    Excuse me, do I know you?

    Andreable?
    Well, I guess that does the describe the otherwise indescribable!

    Ok, let’s stop until I get a new header!!! 😉

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    1. THE FIRST ONE IS PERFECT FOR YOU! And me, really.
      Andreable needs to be a word. Like, ” I really want some peanut M&M’s. Whoa, that sounded so Andreable when I just said that!”

      Also, let’s make you a new header. Message me what you want in it, and I will make it for you. 🙂

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  6. This is too good! I mean, you have to start like ten more blogs, because how can you choose?! Funny Tacos Kari?! Pure gold right there. I’m gonna go play on this site too, it’s just too amazing.

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    1. I actually thought of you when I wrote this post because of you and your blog URL collection! Wait, I think it was you? I am losing my mind by the minute, so it could be someone else but let’s just pretend for the sake of this comment that it is you.

      I know you will love that site. Don’t get mad at me when you are on there instead of getting stuff done. 🙂

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