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Green Doors Can Heal You

Anna goes back to college tomorrow and this week I’ve been sad about her leaving. By the end of next week, I will be good but this week is tough. My friend Rita said it best when she said, “it’s like a long, slow breakup.” It is like the first year she went away all over again. She has been my rock during all of this pandemic and I am so going to miss her. 


First published June 4th, 2018


In 2013, we had a burgundy front door.

Front exterior door

That looked like hell because 13 years of wear and tear will do that to a door. Or to a mom.

DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

So I decided that I was going to paint it myself.

Our house color is boring white so I wanted a color that popped. I chose Paradise Green by Sherwin Williams because screaming green…

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Chicago, Humor, John Hughes, Screenplay

Screenplays and Books and Wet Dreams

    I was pretty excited at the prospect of a person who was actually connected to the late John Hughes reading a screenplay that is about John Hughes. But here is the thing about my screenplay: it kind of sucks. It does, you don't have to be nice. Over the past five years, I… Continue reading Screenplays and Books and Wet Dreams

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My Top Seven Blog Names if I Was to Ever Start Another Blog

First published August 27, 2018


I’m not starting another blog because I can barely come up with enough interesting content for the ONE I already have.

But over the past eight years, I have in passing mentioned THAT WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT BLOG NAME or IF I EVER START A NICHE BLOG (blog with one particular topic) I WOULD USE THE HELL OUT OF THAT NAME.

I am not a niche person though, which is why I can’t create a niche blog.

My thoughts are all over the place constantly.

Like a hamster on speed.

Speaking of hamsters, meet the newest member of our family, Nibbles.

2020 note-  BIG HEAVING UNIVERSAL SIGH 

I didn’t think I could love a rodent but I am falling.

So if you are a blogger and are looking for a name for your new blog (the hardest part of blogging, really), then I got you boo.

I…

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Family, Humor, Life

Thirty-One Universal Things

July was full of Universal things, lots of crazy happenings, and just things I can't explain, quite honestly. If you had foretold me that my July would have involved my bird going missing and one of the members of The Breakfast Club emailing me, I would have said YOU ARE SHITTING ME. I bought this… Continue reading Thirty-One Universal Things

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I’m a Badass, He’s a Badass, She’s a Badass, We’re a Badass, Wouldn’t You Like to Be a Badass Too?


First published on May 22, 2017


Last spring, one of my friends told me about this book titled You Are a Badass by Jen Sincero.

Courtesy of Amazon

I saw it at Target for 12 bucks then whipped out my phone and bought it on Amazon for $7.75 because I like my money a lot more than an evolved state of being.

That was last May/June 2016.

It is now May 2017 and I am only halfway through it, so if you’re looking for a life coach, I think you know where to find it.

I always bring a book when I fly on an airplane. Even when the kids were smaller and I knew damn well there would be no reading being had for mom on the plane. But a book is something I always tuck away in my carry-on because we don’t pay for WiFi and apparently, WiFi is…

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