I can feel your excitement through the screen at the thought of reading this post. But I seriously have no effin' place to put these thoughts. Don't say "keep them to your damn self". Listen! You got the month of June off. *Please don't judge my Spanish. I can't be left alone with… Continue reading !A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro
When I was growing up, salad bars were the shit. One would think a salad bar wouldn't be a hit with the kiddos but it wasn't the healthy stuff in the salad bar that attracted us. It was the bacon, hard-boiled eggs, cheese, and pudding. Record scratch. Pudding?? Yes, pudding. Salad bar pudding is… Continue reading Here’s To Salad Bars and Armageddon Pudding
If you have ever been pregnant or known someone who has, you may know about this book: I lived off of this book for my entire first pregnancy and most of my second. Everyone says they wished they had a manual for life and honestly, that book up there was it. Because sometimes you just… Continue reading What to Expect When You’re Living
So in keeping with one of my promises for this "new" blog, I am doing more prompts, nonsensical writing, nothing of substance.Essentially, writing I am pretty good at. Not sure if this is a good thing for you but for me, it is kind of nice. Less expectation, less pressure, more time to write about… Continue reading Five Weird Things I Like
I can appreciate a bucket list; a list of things you want to accomplish before you die. Morbidity at its finest. I don't know when it started, but I have a feeling the pioneers didn't sit around the campfire and write shit like this. They were busy. Trying to eat, stay warm, and you know,… Continue reading Things I Never Want to Do- My Anti-Bucket List
I had an entirely too long post planned for how my blog became, well, my blog, in honor of my blogging anniversary. This Friday (June 14th), my blog turns nine and in honor of such a momentous occasion (cough cough), I was going to write from a prompt about how this became this. Prompt- Tell… Continue reading How This Became This
A few months ago, I was at my local Hobby Lobby using the public bathroom and was hovering, while holding my winter coat up as not to dip into the toilet water, all while trying to keep my purse from touching the floor when I felt a fart coming on. But I was in… Continue reading What No One Tells You About Getting Older
