Humor, Life, Nonsense

!A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro

I can feel your excitement through the screen at the thought of reading this post. But I seriously have no effin' place to put these thoughts. Don't say "keep them to your damn self".    Listen! You got the month of June off.   *Please don't judge my Spanish. I can't be left alone with… Continue reading !A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro

Favorite Things, Food, Humor

Here’s To Salad Bars and Armageddon Pudding

When I was growing up, salad bars were the shit. One would think a salad bar wouldn't be a hit with the kiddos but it wasn't the healthy stuff in the salad bar that attracted us. It was the bacon, hard-boiled eggs, cheese, and pudding. Record scratch. Pudding?? Yes, pudding.   Salad bar pudding is… Continue reading Here’s To Salad Bars and Armageddon Pudding

Anxiety, Humor, Life, Nonsense

Things I Never Want to Do- My Anti-Bucket List

I can appreciate a bucket list; a list of things you want to accomplish before you die. Morbidity at its finest. I don't know when it started, but I have a feeling the pioneers didn't sit around the campfire and write shit like this. They were busy. Trying to eat, stay warm, and you know,… Continue reading Things I Never Want to Do- My Anti-Bucket List