I used to call each month of tater tots posts "part 1, part 2, and so on" but I have decided going forward that I would like them to be called episodes. That way I can say, "on this episode of Screw it, I'm eating tater tots"...... I just love that I feel like my… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots-Episode 16
Long story about the cake to come later. This upcoming Sunday marks ten years since I first started this blog. A decade ago, I sat down in our then-basement "office" and began a blog on our old desktop computer. I say "office" because it was really the only space in the basement that wasn't covered… Continue reading It’s My Ten-Year Blogging Anniversary and I Can’t Eat Cake
Are you literally LITERALLY afraid to walk outside? I am not a conspiracy theorist by any stretch of the imagination but this has conspiracy theory written all over it. I AM KIDDING. But I mean come on, it feels very surreal sci-fi/intel/ the world is ending/ REM was right, no? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY Or at least… Continue reading It’s a Literal Shit Show Outside, So I Got Tips
A few weeks ago I mentioned that I found a couple of unpublished posts from my old Blogger account and wanted to share them here because they had never seen the light of day. The interesting thing here is the date in the title, fall of 2020. I originally wrote this in 2016 and even… Continue reading The World’s Most Boring Book (In Paperback by Fall 2020)
I don't know why I called all of you bitches because I really, really like most of you. But it really worked better for a title, and also, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH, BITCHES! It's been a hellish winter, those closest to me know this blog has taken kind of a beating, and… Continue reading It’s My Birthday Month, Bitches!
Every year-ish, I try to create a blog post centered around the year we are leaving as it pertained to my blog. But posts like that have always felt a little hollow to me. I mean, I could talk about my blog all the damn day ( I write a blog, remember??), but I… Continue reading How People Found My Blog in 2018