I started writing this post at the end of February when our lives were completely different. I thought about changing the searches to reflect our lives since the lockdown but decided that it may be better suited for another post entirely. I like the idea of reading this and knowing what I was innocently searching… Continue reading Google Searches That Define You
I feel so Seinfeld, so Mad About You, so oh I don't know, Diane Keaton movie about living in New York City and having a mysterious and very interesting life, right now. Remember when going to therapy meant you were rich? Or lived in the big city? Or were a nutjob? It doesn't… Continue reading I’m In Therapy
I actually re-blogged this post because of a Quora thread I found about cannoli. You're wondering what on Earth ever brought you to my blog in the first place? I get that a lot. First published on May 29, 2018 There are things in life with a middle ground like potato chips, brownies, the pool.… Continue reading Love It or Hate It
In 2014 I wrote about What I Google because if I haven't proven that some bloggers write shit about ABSOLUTELY nothing, no one has. Hey, I'd turn it into a series if I could think of enough things weekly to Google. Send me what you Google and maybe I will. If you have ever… Continue reading That’s a Good Google
PLEASE tell me you're invested at this point. You could even lie to me. I don't care. Okay, I do care. I just want to know that all this work is worth it. Plus, I REALLY want to know what happens next. Just kidding. I totally know. If you're new, here is a link to… Continue reading Don’t You Forget About Me- Scene Four “Molliscum Contagiosum”
I bet if I could get away with it, I would try to pitch a book idea about my recent Google searches. I would TOTALLY buy that book, by the way. I would read the crap out of a book about that. But I am also the same person that bought a book about Tori… Continue reading What I Google
