Amazon, Childhood, Favorite Things, Humor

To All The Perfumes I’ve Worn Before

Sung to this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVq0ONrSH-Q   For my mom's birthday this year, I bought her the perfume my grandma (her mom) used to wear, Anais Anais. I actually sprayed some of it on me before I wrapped it up because I had forgotten the scent and was very curious. Let me tell you, it brought… Continue reading To All The Perfumes I’ve Worn Before

Humor, Life, Nonsense

!A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro

I can feel your excitement through the screen at the thought of reading this post. But I seriously have no effin' place to put these thoughts. Don't say "keep them to your damn self".    Listen! You got the month of June off.   *Please don't judge my Spanish. I can't be left alone with… Continue reading !A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro

Humor, Life, Nonsense

What to Expect When You’re Living

If you have ever been pregnant or known someone who has, you may know about this book: I lived off of this book for my entire first pregnancy and most of my second. Everyone says they wished they had a manual for life and honestly, that book up there was it. Because sometimes you just… Continue reading What to Expect When You’re Living