Some of my best post ideas come to me after having a glass or four of wine. One evening, I was sitting on my patio with some friends, half in the bag, when I thought about Target. I sat for a solid five minutes thinking about Target and heading down a spiral of things like:… Continue reading How I Shop at Target
It's September! Which means it's time for another Tater Tot post! I can feel the palpable excitement in the interwebs. In honor of September, my German heritage and Oktoberfest season, this month's post is in German! I agree, Gunter! Verdammte sandwiches (Friggin' sandwiches) Twitter is good for when you have stuff to do… Continue reading Schraube Drauf, Ich Esse Tater Tots- Teil Funf
I recently asked you to tell me what to do for the rest of my life so this has nothing to do with it in case you were gonna be all HOLY BALLS WOMAN, WE ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO. I listened, I swear. I don't want to be a life coach, I promise.… Continue reading Let Me Be Your Life Coach
I can feel your excitement through the screen at the thought of reading this post. But I seriously have no effin' place to put these thoughts. Don't say "keep them to your damn self". Listen! You got the month of June off. *Please don't judge my Spanish. I can't be left alone with… Continue reading !A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro
If you have ever been pregnant or known someone who has, you may know about this book: I lived off of this book for my entire first pregnancy and most of my second. Everyone says they wished they had a manual for life and honestly, that book up there was it. Because sometimes you just… Continue reading What to Expect When You’re Living
So in keeping with one of my promises for this "new" blog, I am doing more prompts, nonsensical writing, nothing of substance.Essentially, writing I am pretty good at. Not sure if this is a good thing for you but for me, it is kind of nice. Less expectation, less pressure, more time to write about… Continue reading Five Weird Things I Like
I can appreciate a bucket list; a list of things you want to accomplish before you die. Morbidity at its finest. I don't know when it started, but I have a feeling the pioneers didn't sit around the campfire and write shit like this. They were busy. Trying to eat, stay warm, and you know,… Continue reading Things I Never Want to Do- My Anti-Bucket List
