Chicago, Humor, John Hughes, Music, Screenplay

Screenplays and Books and Wet Dreams

I was excited at the notion that a person who was connected to the late John Hughes reading my screenplay that is about John Hughes. But here is the thing about my screenplay: it sucks. It does. You are not required to be nice in the comments. Over the past five years, I have fallen… Continue reading Screenplays and Books and Wet Dreams

John Hughes, Chicago, Screenplay, Don't You Forget About Me, The Breakfast Club, 80s, 80s Movies
Chicago, John Hughes, Screenplay

Screenplays Don’t Write Themselves

  I made a tough decision earlier this week. Well tough for me, probably not so tough for most of you. I'm no longer sharing my screenplay to the blog. First, I want to clarify that I did not stop sharing because of an essay that Molly Ringwald wrote for The New Yorker. I've toyed with… Continue reading Screenplays Don’t Write Themselves

Blogging, Humor, John Hughes

My Screenplay. Now on WordPress.

Remember when I told you about reading an article about trying to get your screenplay noticed? Well, one of the tips was to share my screenplay on my blog. At first, I was all HELL TO THE NOPETY NO. But I can't get my screenplay out of my mind. Like, it kind of consumes every… Continue reading My Screenplay. Now on WordPress.

Humor, John Hughes, Life, Menopause

Ferris Bueller, You’re My Hero

  I'm just going to start titling all of my blog posts with quotes from John Hughes movies. Because nothing says "I have given up" like plagiarism. Is that how you spell it? I GIVE UP. I sent my screenplay to Amazon Studios over a week ago. Apparently, Amazon doesn't only have Scott Toilet Paper… Continue reading Ferris Bueller, You’re My Hero

Blogging, Humor, John Hughes

Writing Challenge #How the Hell Should I Know: Something You Are Excited About

It's my birthday week, so that means a few things. 1- I get to eat cake. For a specific reason. 2- I can't wait for all of the Facebook notifications. Really, this does excite me. It's the one thing I love about Facebook. 3- I get presents. I love presents. Who doesn't? 4- I get… Continue reading Writing Challenge #How the Hell Should I Know: Something You Are Excited About

Blogging, Humor, Life

It’s My Birthday Month So Let’s Screw it up With a Writing Challenge

I love to write as you all know but I need to practice writing in order to be a better writer. At least that is what other writers tell you. I think it is a conspiracy really. Something that other writers are telling themselves to make themselves feel better, then they write memes that they… Continue reading It’s My Birthday Month So Let’s Screw it up With a Writing Challenge