Humor, Music, Universe

Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots, Episode 20- Simplify

Preparing for Election Day tomorrow, the looming social media warfare, the inevitable lockdown, and of course the ever-present COVID. November's tater tot post is chock full of things to keep your mind occupied and to simplify your life during this hectic time. If you're new here and are wondering, what the hell is a tater… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots, Episode 20- Simplify

Life, Music, Universe

Homeschooling Myself- Lessons I am Learning While in a Pandemic (Universe-isms)

I've mentioned to you several times about my new "Universal" self. This evolved Kari. This new-age hippie shit Kari. I began minimizing the items within my home. Then I listened to my oldest daughter who told me about manifesting. This then led me to find a book on Amazon that I intended to give to… Continue reading Homeschooling Myself- Lessons I am Learning While in a Pandemic (Universe-isms)

Humor, Music, Nonsense

Music Will Help You Forget That Your Life is Absolutely F*****G Miserable

I found a bunch of cool writing prompts on Pinterest and thought this might be just enough to take you away from it all for a half-hour journey. Music is one of my most favorite coping mechanisms and what I qualify as self-care, so I am calling myself your therapist for the day and writing… Continue reading Music Will Help You Forget That Your Life is Absolutely F*****G Miserable

Humor, Music, My Book, Nonsense, Tater Tots, Universe

Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Episode 19 (Welcome to the Menopausedome)

When I was 14, this album was released: Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Welcome to the Pleasuredome. It was revolutionary given that they were openly gay in 1984. The word "period" wasn't even permitted on television until a year later, in a Playtex commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOHCtQfFn7E I don't recall it being groundbreaking, but that could be because I… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Episode 19 (Welcome to the Menopausedome)

Humor, Music, Nonsense

Things You Need For The Second Half of The Shitshow

Also known as the last half of the year that won't ever end. AND WE GET TO HAVE AN ELECTION AS WELL. I'm starting with this one since I couldn't wait until the October tater tot post to share. If you're a fan of the Father of the Bride movie series, this will make you… Continue reading Things You Need For The Second Half of The Shitshow

Humor, Life, Marriage, Menopause, Motherhood, Music, My Book, Universe

September 23rd

I told a friend last week that I will enter menopause on September 23rd, and she was astonished because she thought I was already there, and I was like, oh no, no, no, that's all the bullshit building up to it. The appetizers served before the meal. The preview watched before the movie. The calm… Continue reading September 23rd