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Blogging, Friends, Humor

Bloggers Who Need to Blog Again

  Why is it the ones who blog every week (or sometimes three times per week) aren't the ones you really want to blog in the first place? I used to have a huge circle of blogging friends four years ago. Let me clarify that: I used to have a huge circle of blogging friends… Continue reading Bloggers Who Need to Blog Again

Blogging, Humor, Life

Sometimes Writers Just Write Crap So They Have Something To Write

  I'm looking at you, Bustle. Or Buzzfeed. Or Huffington Post. And sometimes Scary Mommy.   It started for me with this article: 11 Gross- Sounding Words Everyone Hates to Hear, According to Science. There is a word in that title that makes my eye twitch. Wanna guess which one? "Everyone". Because it isn't true.… Continue reading Sometimes Writers Just Write Crap So They Have Something To Write

Blogging, Humor, Uncategorized

Why I Fired My “Assistant”

  WordPress is the shit. Why in God's name did it take me six years to get over here? Do you know that I can see all of your visits now without having to go to Google Analytics? Did you know that if you subscribe to my blog, I know exactly who you are? And… Continue reading Why I Fired My “Assistant”

Blogging, Humor, John Hughes

Writing Challenge #How the Hell Should I Know: Something You Are Excited About

It's my birthday week, so that means a few things. 1- I get to eat cake. For a specific reason. 2- I can't wait for all of the Facebook notifications. Really, this does excite me. It's the one thing I love about Facebook. 3- I get presents. I love presents. Who doesn't? 4- I get… Continue reading Writing Challenge #How the Hell Should I Know: Something You Are Excited About

Family, Humor, Life

Writing Challenge #8- The Night of My 21st Birthday

So I totally blew the writing challenges this month. Oh come on, you knew I would and I knew it too. It was too much pressure. April is a busy month here anyway with soccer starting for both girls and now I am freelancing in addition to doing side work AND trying to work on… Continue reading Writing Challenge #8- The Night of My 21st Birthday

Humor, John Hughes, Life

Writing Challenge #3- Ten Interesting Facts About Me So This Will Be Short

  1- I love lists. But only when talking about specific things. These types of lists, however, suck. 2- When I have deadlines, I work on posts like these instead of articles that actually pay me. 3-  I am hyper-organized. Because of #1. But I mostly just move things around on my lists or move… Continue reading Writing Challenge #3- Ten Interesting Facts About Me So This Will Be Short

Childhood, Humor, Life

Writing Challenge #2- Julia Child Was My Big Bird

My earliest childhood memory isn't one where I am in a field of daisies running side by side with my mommy. It isn't nice and fuzzy and in technicolor majesty. It isn't even whimsical. My earliest memory involves me getting angry at the television set. Which, if you really know me, is quite fitting. I… Continue reading Writing Challenge #2- Julia Child Was My Big Bird