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What I Google

If I thought I could get away with it, I’d totally pitch a book idea based on my recent Google searches. And honestly, I would definitely buy that book. I’d devour every page of it!

But then again, I’m also the kind of person who bought a book written by Tori Spelling. At full price.


Here are my Google searches from the past month. About 75% of these were done either at the gym, in the passenger seat of a car, or right in the middle of a movie.

My husband gets very frustrated when I pause a movie to ask Google a question.

But HEY, when I want to know if Donald Sutherland is still alive, I need to know right then and there!

(He’s not dead, by the way. I knew you were worried.)


how to kill a mosquito without using the stuff from bath and body works 

I wonder if the mosquito attorney for the deceased will see this in my search history.
Delete, delete, delete…….
The “stuff” I was referring to was Juniper Breeze, which was apparently used as a repellent back in the day.
But they no longer carry it.


how old is Jeff Goldblum…..Meg Tilly…….JoBeth Williams…..

A few weekends ago, we watched The Big Chill on Netflix for the first time. And the above search is evidence #235 that I paused a movie to ask Google information.
By the way, 62, 54, and 65.


what words should be capitalized in a title

I didn’t know.
Don’t worry, I do now.

are the Go Go’s still together

HOLY CRAP THEY ARE!!!
And they still look good.
Only Belinda Carlisle’s eyes look higher up on her face than they did in 1981.
Maybe because her lips are always sealed.
This creates serious tension.


what songs were popular in 1984

This was purely research for an upcoming post.
About me, Chaka Khan, and a Cleveland Home and Garden Show sweatshirt.
A coming of age story.
Stay tuned.


how to look up recent google searches

Because I wasn’t sure how to do it before writing this post.
 

how do you get crayon off furniture

Because children.

when does the new season of real housewives NYC start

Important stuff.

taco bell menu

Stop. Judging. Me.

what does trite mean

I still have no idea.

is a bio written in the third person

I am losing credibility by the Google search.

what does “in the third person” mean

In my defense, I already knew what it meant.
I was just double checking.

what is Maci from teen mom’s last name

See, this is why the government isn’t watching me.
 

how do you spell self-conscious

No, this is why.
 

kangaroos fighting in the street

Please don’t stop reading my blog because of this post.


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