This month's Tater Tot post is in French in honor of the 35th anniversary of the first Fall I took French in high school. I still have no idea how in the hell I got through three years of a foreign language and can only say "hello" and "pencil" in French. *edited to add- thanks… Continue reading Visser, Je Mange Tater Tots- Partie Six (Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Six)
I have shared with you a couple of felt board quotes posts over the past few years for many reasons, the least of which is solely for filler. Now that I no longer write to get pageviews and therefore no longer get paid to write on this blog, I don't have an "agenda". So these… Continue reading Felt Board Quotes- Fall Edition
Some of my best post ideas come to me after having a glass or four of wine. One evening, I was sitting on my patio with some friends, half in the bag, when I thought about Target. I sat for a solid five minutes thinking about Target and heading down a spiral of things like:… Continue reading How I Shop at Target
It's September! Which means it's time for another Tater Tot post! I can feel the palpable excitement in the interwebs. In honor of September, my German heritage and Oktoberfest season, this month's post is in German! I agree, Gunter! Verdammte sandwiches (Friggin' sandwiches) Twitter is good for when you have stuff to do… Continue reading Schraube Drauf, Ich Esse Tater Tots- Teil Funf (Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Five)
I recently asked you to tell me what to do for the rest of my life so this has nothing to do with it in case you were gonna be all HOLY BALLS WOMAN, WE ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO. I listened, I swear. I don't want to be a life coach, I promise.… Continue reading Let Me Be Your Life Coach
I can feel your excitement through the screen at the thought of reading this post. But I seriously have no effin' place to put these thoughts. Don't say "keep them to your damn self". Listen! You got the month of June off. *Please don't judge my Spanish. I can't be left alone with… Continue reading !A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro (Screw It! I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Four)
If you have ever been pregnant or known someone who has, you may know about this book: I lived off of this book for my entire first pregnancy and most of my second. Everyone says they wished they had a manual for life and honestly, that book up there was it. Because sometimes you just… Continue reading What to Expect When You’re Living
