A few months ago, I was at my local Hobby Lobby using the public bathroom and was hovering, while holding my winter coat up as not to dip into the toilet water, all while trying to keep my purse from touching the floor when I felt a fart coming on. But I was in… Continue reading What No One Tells You About Getting Older
That's part three in French because I am expanding my horizons as it pertains to blog titles. Okay, I will admit that the last edition of tater tot post was a little long. The problem was that I took two months to write it, so it became like one of those grocery lists you… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots: Partie Trois
Last fall, I dedicated an entire blog post to felt board quotes I had found on Pinterest and you beautiful human beings loved it. But I never really talked about why you need to get a felt board. For those who aren't aware, a felt board is what a menu board used to be… Continue reading Why You Need a Felt Board Stat
My therapist suggested that I embrace winter this year for the first time in many, many years. Of course, she suggested this in October when there was green grass, above 50-degree temperatures, and air that didn't give me a lung infection when I inhaled. BUT OKAY!! I WILL EMBRACE WINTER! This was… Continue reading You Aren’t Pronouncing Hygge Correctly
That title got you in here, didn't it? WELCOME TO THE SH#* SHOW!! No, but really, we need to discuss something serious. A few months ago, my husband (the hoarder that he is) brought home some candlesticks from a former co-workers office. Let's just say the situation on how he got them wasn't ideal. NO… Continue reading I’ve Been Using Karma Incorrectly and I’m Guessing Tori Spelling Has As Well
A few years ago, I wrote a post about how titling blog posts is not an easy task and in the post mentioned how I almost titled that post, Screw It! I'm Eating Tater Tots. I then said it might be the title of my someday autobiography. Going forward, I might use this title for… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots
Every year-ish, I try to create a blog post centered around the year we are leaving as it pertained to my blog. But posts like that have always felt a little hollow to me. I mean, I could talk about my blog all the damn day ( I write a blog, remember??), but I… Continue reading How People Found My Blog in 2018
