First published January 27th, 2017
Do you get as annoyed at House Hunters as I do? What happened to just being thankful for having a roof over your head? Why have we become so spoiled when it comes to searching for a home? First world problems abound when watch this guilty pleasure show but here’s the thing: most likely it is staged.
We are now learning that House Hunters is probably fake.
This shouldn’t really surprise us but I hate that the Wizard behind the curtain is being exposed because this is one show that my husband and I love to hate.
So here are some of our thoughts on HGTV’s most annoying show, House Hunters.
Make it a drinking game and get completely shit faced tonight.
1- “What mommy wants mommy gets”
Ew, you just called yourself mommy.
2- “This closet isn’t even big enough, wide enough, long enough, to hold half my stuff!”
It is. Quite big enough. Wide enough. Long enough.
That’s what she said.
3- “The floors are laminate? I really wanted hardwood”
Me too Sally but I also want my kids to go to a four-year college.
4- “Are those travertine counters?”
No, they’re made out of 100% organic quinoa, Karen.
5- “So where are you going to put YOUR clothes, honey? HAHAHAHAHA”
America gets it.
You have a SHIT TON of clothes.
6- “But those countertops! What is that even? Laminate. OH MY GOD NO. THAT WILL NOT DO”
I feel like they won’t do in my zip code.
7- “I really, really, really wanted a double sink. Where will we brush our teeth in the morning?”
From the hose in the backyard? No?
8- “Now Linda, you know I hate a brick exterior”
Now, Linda, you know I hate an entitled bitch…..
9- “I really need a gourmet kitchen”…”but you don’t even cook!” (Titter titter)
Hold me back……
10- “Oh Brad, this yard will NOT do, Where will insert name of dog (Fido, Barkley, Max, Sam, Boots) play???”
Blink, blink, blink.
11- “We’d have to put up a fence though. One more added expense”. SIGHING LOUDLY
It’s only your children’s safety but I know you really have your eye on that travertine countertop, Sheila.
12- “OH NO! IT ISN’T A JETTED TUB, SPENCER!”
Blink. blink. blink. Again.
13- “So, where are you going to put YOUR shoes, honey? HAHAHAHA!”
America gets it.
You have a SHIT TON of shoes.
14- “That brick is too red.”
I can’t or I will get stabby.
15- “I cannot get past this paint color though.”
What annoys you about the show House Hunters?