Anxiety, Humor, Life, Nonsense

Things I Never Want to Do- My Anti-Bucket List

I can appreciate a bucket list; a list of things you want to accomplish before you die. Morbidity at its finest. I don't know when it started, but I have a feeling the pioneers didn't sit around the campfire and write shit like this. They were busy. Trying to eat, stay warm, and you know,… Continue reading Things I Never Want to Do- My Anti-Bucket List

Blogging, Humor, Life, Nonsense

Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots: Partie Trois

  That's part three in French because I am expanding my horizons as it pertains to blog titles.  Okay, I will admit that the last edition of tater tot post was a little long. The problem was that I took two months to write it, so it became like one of those grocery lists you… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots: Partie Trois

Blogging, Favorite Things, Life

Ten Things You Should Always* Have

  IT'S BIRTHDAY WEEK, BITCHESSSSS!!! *By the way, I don't like broad statements like the one in the title. Ten things you should ALWAYS have. I mean, how do I know what you should always have? What if your idea of always is completely different than mine? Maybe the title should be Ten Things You… Continue reading Ten Things You Should Always* Have

Blogging, Favorite Things, Life

It’s My Birthday Month, Bitches!

      I don't know why I called all of you bitches because I really, really like most of you. But it really worked better for a title, and also, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH, BITCHES! It's been a hellish winter, those closest to me know this blog has taken kind of a beating, and… Continue reading It’s My Birthday Month, Bitches!