Blogging, Humor, Uncategorized

My List of Top 10 Rock Band Names If I Were to Ever Start a Rock Band

  I know what you are thinking. That this is one of those filler posts, fluff, just to mark my spot in an otherwise somewhat boring month filled with painting posts and the occasional sponsored post. And you would be correct! But if this is truly a blog, there should be some random crap thrown… Continue reading My List of Top 10 Rock Band Names If I Were to Ever Start a Rock Band

Blogging, Humor, Uncategorized

Why I Fired My “Assistant”

  WordPress is the shit. Why in God's name did it take me six years to get over here? Do you know that I can see all of your visits now without having to go to Google Analytics? Did you know that if you subscribe to my blog, I know exactly who you are? And… Continue reading Why I Fired My “Assistant”

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Help a Child in Need and #ShareAHaircut

Last year I shared with all of you about Hair Cuttery's Share-A-Haircut program and it is something that I have become passionate about. If you aren't familiar, this is a great campaign in which Hair Cuttery will donate a haircut to a child in need for every haircut that a child receives from August 1st… Continue reading Help a Child in Need and #ShareAHaircut

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Writing Challenge #1- My Love/Hate Relationship With Social Media

I decided that my birthday month was the perfect month to start a writing challenge. I also decided that my birthday month was the perfect month to start a diet as well. Go me. I am kicking off my writing challenge with a tough one: Five Problems with Social Media. 1- Facebook I blame Facebook for… Continue reading Writing Challenge #1- My Love/Hate Relationship With Social Media

Humor, Life, Uncategorized

Why I Don’t Shop at Walmart Anymore

That title is a little misleading because that isn't entirely what this post is about. But I do feel the need to narrow down my titles. I feel like they are a little too long-winded, kind of like me. If I had my way, that title up there would look something like Why I Don't… Continue reading Why I Don’t Shop at Walmart Anymore

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How I Am Making Winter My Bitch

The New York Times called. They won't ever be hiring me as a title writer. The New York Times called. There is no such thing as a title writer.  Last winter, I had a tough go of it. In fairness to myself, when I wasn't in pain I was making flavorless rice Krispie treats.  So… Continue reading How I Am Making Winter My Bitch