Humor, Life, Marriage, Menopause, Motherhood, Music

September 23rd

I mentioned to my friend last week that I am officially in menopause on September 23rd and she was surprised because she thought I was already in it and I was like, oh no, no, no, noo, that is all the nonsense leading up to it. The appetizers before the meal. The preview before the… Continue reading September 23rd

Humor, Life, Menopause

Giving facebook the Big F-You

I began writing the word facebook with the little letter f, not the big letter f because I didn't want to give it the power it didn't deserve. Because it has taken away my power over the past 12 years. But most notably since March.     I needed to step away for my sanity,… Continue reading Giving facebook the Big F-You

Anxiety, Humor, Life, Menopause

I’m a Groundhog Day Instagramless Hippie

*Note-this isn't entirely depressing. I feel like I need a trigger warning any more. This post gets funnier, I promise.  How are you doing? No, for real. HOW. ARE. YOU. DOING? I feel like a lot of us are struggling to keep our heads above water. I myself am struggling most days of the week.… Continue reading I’m a Groundhog Day Instagramless Hippie

Humor, Life, Menopause, Nonsense, Tater Tots

Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part 15

Because it's 2020 and this shouldn't at all be surprising, I am publishing July's tater tot post on June 15th. Maybe because I hate this moment in time we are in, maybe because I have felt like shit for over a month, maybe because the post I had planned for today read like a third-grader… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part 15

Anxiety, Humor, Life, Menopause

Wine and Migraines and Succulents (Oh My)

I have had a torrid love affair with wine my whole adult life. When I began socially acceptable drinking (ie-legally), I opted for wine coolers. They were just enough to get you drunk, affordable, and looked really good in your hand when chair dancing at your favorite club.     See? No hangovers that I… Continue reading Wine and Migraines and Succulents (Oh My)