Anxiety, Humor, Life, Menopause

Wine and Migraines and Succulents (Oh My)

I have had a torrid love affair with wine my whole adult life. When I began socially acceptable drinking (ie-legally), I opted for wine coolers. They were just enough to get you drunk, affordable, and looked really good in your hand when chair dancing at your favorite club.     See? No hangovers that I… Continue reading Wine and Migraines and Succulents (Oh My)

Dieting, Humor, Life, Menopause

Run Ferris, Run

Last year I struggled with my weight and by struggled I mean I was struggling to watch myself get fatter by eating whatever I wanted. This wasn't the first time I've struggled with my weight. As I've mentioned before, menopause had completely drained me of any emotional reasoning and left me almost hostage in my… Continue reading Run Ferris, Run

Humor, John Hughes, Life, Menopause

Reinventing Myself at Almost 50- Choose My Adventure

Maybe I am having a midlife crisis but my life is more than halfway over and it is freaking me the hell out. I turn 50 next April and it's depressing to think that your life is most likely more than half over but for me, it isn't really about time but rather things I… Continue reading Reinventing Myself at Almost 50- Choose My Adventure

Anxiety, Humor, Life, Menopause, Nonsense

What No One Tells You About Getting Older

  A few months ago, I was at my local Hobby Lobby using the public bathroom and was hovering, while holding my winter coat up as not to dip into the toilet water, all while trying to keep my purse from touching the floor when I felt a fart coming on. But I was in… Continue reading What No One Tells You About Getting Older

Anxiety, Humor, Life, Menopause, Nonsense

You Aren’t Pronouncing Hygge Correctly

This page includes affiliate links as I am a part of the Amazon affiliate program.   My therapist suggested that I embrace winter this year for the first time in many, many years. Of course, she suggested this in October when there was green grass, above 50-degree temperatures, and air that didn't give me a… Continue reading You Aren’t Pronouncing Hygge Correctly

Anxiety, Humor, Life, Menopause, Uncategorized

My Blood Sucks

  Recently, I decided that in addition to making me better on the inside via therapy, I also wanted to find a new doctor. I liked my old doctor but it was near impossible to get in for an appointment, their email system was awful, and honestly, she was a pill pusher. Every time I… Continue reading My Blood Sucks