A few months ago, I was at my local Hobby Lobby using the public bathroom and was hovering, while holding my winter coat up as not to dip into the toilet water, all while trying to keep my purse from touching the floor when I felt a fart coming on. But I was in… Continue reading What No One Tells You About Getting Older
Recently, I decided that in addition to making me better on the inside via therapy, I also wanted to find a new doctor. I liked my old doctor but it was near impossible to get in for an appointment, their email system was awful, and honestly, she was a pill pusher. Every time I… Continue reading My Blood Sucks
On July 21st, I will be attending my 30-year high school reunion at my rural Ohio high school. It will be full of fun things like seeing old teachers, visiting old schools, seeing old classmates. Lots of old stuff to make me feel less old or conversely, even older. Let's just say… Continue reading Things I Didn’t Do Before My 30-Year High School Reunion
A few months ago, I read somewhere that first thing in the morning you should write your dreams down on a piece of paper, in your phone, wherever, so that you could look at them when your mind is clearer. Why? Who knows. I know of people in my life who've mentioned interpreting dreams… Continue reading My Dreams Will Give You Nightmares
In 2014 I wrote about What I Google because if I haven't proven that some bloggers write shit about ABSOLUTELY nothing, no one has. Hey, I'd turn it into a series if I could think of enough things weekly to Google. Send me what you Google and maybe I will. If you have ever… Continue reading That’s a Good Google
Last spring, I was a better version of myself. I read a book about being a badass, then I felt like I actually was a badass because of said badass book. I wrote about being evolved. Well, more evolved than I had ever been before. Which isn't saying much but in this evolution, I was… Continue reading I Will Create a Vision Board, Dammit
I have gone through menopause for the past ten years. Just kidding, it's only been like two. It just feels like ten. Because the symptoms of menopause are SUCKING MY SOUL RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY. I'm sorry, did that slip out? According to the website 34 Menopause Symptoms Dot Com (yes, it's a… Continue reading Did You Know There Are 34 Menopause Symptoms?