Blogging, Humor, Life, Nonsense

How People Found My Blog in 2018

  Every year-ish, I try to create a blog post centered around the year we are leaving as it pertained to my blog. But posts like that have always felt a little hollow to me. I mean, I could talk about my blog all the damn day ( I write a blog, remember??), but I… Continue reading How People Found My Blog in 2018

Blogging, Humor, John Hughes

My Screenplay. Now on WordPress.

Remember when I told you about reading an article about trying to get your screenplay noticed? Well, one of the tips was to share my screenplay on my blog. At first, I was all HELL TO THE NOPETY NO. But I can't get my screenplay out of my mind. Like, it kind of consumes every… Continue reading My Screenplay. Now on WordPress.

Blogging, Humor, Link Party

Blog Trends That Prove I Will Never Be Cool Enough to Hang with “Real” Bloggers

  Disclaimer- these are things that annoy me. I am not suggesting that if you do any of the following, you must change. I write this thing called a "blog" where I share my pet peeves, talk about John Hughes, diet, binge eat, diet, eat again, and occasionally write a sponsored post. I am not out… Continue reading Blog Trends That Prove I Will Never Be Cool Enough to Hang with “Real” Bloggers

Blogging, Humor, Photography

How to Create a Funky Sidebar Bio with Pic Monkey

  I am learning as I go when it comes to WordPress; every day there is something new. Apparently, there is even MORE HTML language that I have to know to own my blog. It has never made me appreciate all they did for me over at Blogger more. For real. But at the same time,… Continue reading How to Create a Funky Sidebar Bio with Pic Monkey

Blogging, Humor, Uncategorized

Why I Fired My “Assistant”

  WordPress is the shit. Why in God's name did it take me six years to get over here? Do you know that I can see all of your visits now without having to go to Google Analytics? Did you know that if you subscribe to my blog, I know exactly who you are? And… Continue reading Why I Fired My “Assistant”

Blogging, Link Party, Photography

How to Take a Head Shot Without Regretting it the Next Morning

*I recently migrated my blog and some of the pictures didn't make the move. So please excuse the words where pictures should be but I don't have the time or energy to find the pictures.  I don't take a good picture. I talked about it here in detail so this will surprise no one who reads… Continue reading How to Take a Head Shot Without Regretting it the Next Morning

Blogging, Humor

Everything You Wanted to Know About Blogging but Were Afraid to Ask

  Since starting a blog in 2010, I have learned so much. When I first began, I knew absolutely nothing about blogging except just enough to go to Blogger and begin writing. I literally Googled, "how to start a blog", picked the first entry THIS IS WHY SEO IS IMPORTANT and followed the directions. That… Continue reading Everything You Wanted to Know About Blogging but Were Afraid to Ask