Humor

Did You Know There Are 34 Menopause Symptoms?


First published November 20th, 2017


I have gone through menopause for the past ten years. Just kidding, it’s only been like two, it just feels like ten.

Because the symptoms of menopause are SUCKING MY SOUL RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY. According to the website 34 Menopause Symptoms Dot Com (yes, it’s a real website. I think), there are indeed 34. They must have decided to create a website to inform others that just when you think you have enough things to worry about in your life as a woman, you also get thirty-four gifts at the end of your period, kind of like a hormonal Hanukkah.

Being a woman is a glorious thing.

So instead of bitching and moaning, I decided to have fun with the list.

In honor of my generation going through the change, I paired 80’s songs with each symptom.

Aren’t you glad you know me?

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Humor

Things People Say on House Hunters that Annoy the Crap Out of Me


First published January 27th, 2017


Do you get as annoyed at House Hunters as I do? What happened to just being thankful for having a roof over your head?  Why have we become so spoiled when it comes to searching for a home? First world problems abound when watch this guilty pleasure show but here’s the thing: most likely it is staged.

Yep.

We are now learning, that House Hunters is probably fake.

This shouldn’t really surprise us but I hate that the Wizard behind the curtain is being exposed because this is one show that my husband and I love to hate.

So here are some of our thoughts on HGTV’s most annoying show, House Hunters.

Make it a drinking game and get completely shit faced tonight.

all photos courtesy pexels.com

A Photo of Mother and Daughter

1- “What mommy wants mommy gets”

Ew, you just called yourself mommy.

Assorted-color Apparels

2- “This closet isn’t even

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Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots-Episode 16

I used to call each month of tater tots posts "part 1, part 2, and so on" but I have decided going forward that I would like them to be called episodes. That way I can say, "on this episode of Screw it, I'm eating tater tots"...... I just love that I feel like my… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots-Episode 16