Humor, John Hughes, Life

Reinventing Myself at Almost 50- Choose My Adventure

Maybe I am having a midlife crisis but my life is more than halfway over and it is freaking me the hell out. I turn 50 next April and it's depressing to think that your life is most likely more than half over but for me, it isn't really about time but rather things I… Continue reading Reinventing Myself at Almost 50- Choose My Adventure

Humor, Life, Nonsense, Tater Tots

!A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro

I can feel your excitement through the screen at the thought of reading this post. But I seriously have no effin' place to put these thoughts. Don't say "keep them to your damn self".    Listen! You got the month of June off.   *Please don't judge my Spanish. I can't be left alone with… Continue reading !A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro

Favorite Things, Food, Humor

Here’s To Salad Bars and Armageddon Pudding

When I was growing up, salad bars were the shit. One would think a salad bar wouldn't be a hit with the kiddos but it wasn't the healthy stuff in the salad bar that attracted us. It was the bacon, hard-boiled eggs, cheese, and pudding. Record scratch. Pudding?? Yes, pudding.   Salad bar pudding is… Continue reading Here’s To Salad Bars and Armageddon Pudding

Humor, Life, Nonsense

What to Expect When You’re Living

If you have ever been pregnant or known someone who has, you may know about this book: I lived off of this book for my entire first pregnancy and most of my second. Everyone says they wished they had a manual for life and honestly, that book up there was it. Because sometimes you just… Continue reading What to Expect When You’re Living

Blogging, Humor, Life, Nonsense

Five Weird Things I Like

So in keeping with one of my promises for this "new" blog, I am doing more prompts, nonsensical writing, nothing of substance.Essentially, writing I am pretty good at.  Not sure if this is a good thing for you but for me, it is kind of nice. Less expectation, less pressure, more time to write about… Continue reading Five Weird Things I Like

Anxiety, Humor, Life, Nonsense

Things I Never Want to Do- My Anti-Bucket List

I can appreciate a bucket list; a list of things you want to accomplish before you die. Morbidity at its finest. I don't know when it started, but I have a feeling the pioneers didn't sit around the campfire and write shit like this. They were busy. Trying to eat, stay warm, and you know,… Continue reading Things I Never Want to Do- My Anti-Bucket List