A few months ago, I was at my local Hobby Lobby using the public bathroom and was hovering, while holding my winter coat up as not to dip into the toilet water, all while trying to keep my purse from touching the floor when I felt a fart coming on. But I was in… Continue reading What No One Tells You About Getting Older
That's part three in French because I am expanding my horizons as it pertains to blog titles. Okay, I will admit that the last edition of tater tot post was a little long. The problem was that I took two months to write it, so it became like one of those grocery lists you… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots: Partie Trois
Welp, my birthday month is drawing to an end and so is my list of prompts with this week being the last. But the party doesn't need to end. I want to do prompt writing more often if I can get away with it because honestly, my soul comes out more in this type of… Continue reading What Does My Perfect Day Look Like?
IT'S BIRTHDAY WEEK, BITCHESSSSS!!! *By the way, I don't like broad statements like the one in the title. Ten things you should ALWAYS have. I mean, how do I know what you should always have? What if your idea of always is completely different than mine? Maybe the title should be Ten Things You… Continue reading Ten Things You Should Always* Have
I am not sure if that phrase is copyrighted or whatever the hell word I should be using there but "love where you're at" has spoken to me for a long time now. In fact, it's on one of my felt boards in my house this month in honor of my birthday month: … Continue reading “Love Where You’re At”
That's 25 for those of you that don't know how old Justin Bieber is. I had to google it because I didn't know/care how old he was but the point is that my friendship with Rebecca is that old. Has endured that long. The lifetime of a grown-ass human who has sold billions of… Continue reading Our Friendship is Justin Bieber-Years-Old
I don't know why I called all of you bitches because I really, really like most of you. But it really worked better for a title, and also, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH, BITCHES! It's been a hellish winter, those closest to me know this blog has taken kind of a beating, and… Continue reading It’s My Birthday Month, Bitches!