Favorite Things, Humor

Are You Freaking Kidding Me, Rory Gilmore?

  HOLYYYY SHIT. These were my exact words when the last THREE — not four — words were uttered. I felt dazed, confused, angry, sad, emotionally unstable, nauseous, upset, overwhelmed — did I mention nauseous? I did not get a feeling of resolution at all, and nowhere in the past three days have I thought,… Continue reading Are You Freaking Kidding Me, Rory Gilmore?

Humor, Life, Menopause

Comfortable Pants are Why I’m Not a Supermodel

Also bifocals.  And cheese.  As I write this, I've had one of the shittiest weeks on record. When that happens, instead of doing things I should do, I do things that comfort my soul. And no, it’s not as Oprah book-clubby as it sounds. It just means doing things that make me feel less shitty—like… Continue reading Comfortable Pants are Why I’m Not a Supermodel

Blogging, Humor, Music

My List of Top 10 Band Names

For the past few years, whenever I’ve come across an unusual phrase—something odd, oddly beautiful, or just oddly specific—I’ve found myself saying, “That would make an excellent band name.” And now? I’ve finally collected enough to share a list. I think my work here is done. See you next week! WE'RE GOING TO ROCK YOUR… Continue reading My List of Top 10 Band Names