A few years ago, I scrubbed my blog of the screenplay Iād been working on. But recently, I was writing a post about Molluscum Contagiosum, and to explain it properly, I decided to share a scene from that screenplay again. This time, though, I decided to ask ChatGPT for help. I asked for an honest… Continue reading Molluscum Contagiosum
Category: Humor
Did You Know There Are 34 Menopause Symptoms?
First published November 20th, 2017 For the past ten years I've been going through perimenopause. Just kidding, it's only been two years. It just feels like ten years. Because the symptoms of perimenopause are SUCKING MY SOUL RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY. There are 34 symptoms of menopause, according to the website 34 Menopause Symptoms… Continue reading Did You Know There Are 34 Menopause Symptoms?
I Hate Painting Furniture
I've read enough DIY blogs to know that whatever I make is, at best, mediocre. In fact, one could argue that my once DIY blog has nothing to do with DIY any longer. Unless, of course, DIY stood for Dammit! Ick! Yikes! which is exactly my approach to any DIY problem I try to solve… Continue reading I Hate Painting Furniture
Birthday Week: Make it a Thing
First published May 1, 2017 Birthdays are important. Iāve always felt this way, thanks in large part to my parentsāespecially my mom. Sheād ask what kind of gifts I wanted, what dinner to make, and which cake flavor I was craving. It was never just another day. Iām the same way with my kids. We… Continue reading Birthday Week: Make it a Thing
I Found Myself in Florida
For spring break this year, we went to Destin, Florida. Honestly, I donāt remember exactly how we landed on Destin. I do know our oldest didnāt want to go anywhere ālame,ā which leaves a lot open to interpretation. I, on the other hand, would have been happy going anywhereāso long as it wasnāt our local… Continue reading I Found Myself in Florida
Dill Pickle and Ham Dip is the Best Thing Since Dill Pickle and Ham Dip
Ā I enjoy eating. This should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me. But I LOVEĀ appetizers. I want to have a long, sordid, and steamy threesome with Reuben egg rolls, guacamole, and queso. And maybe a paltry affair on the side with some cheese fries topped with bacon and sour cream. I'm sorry,… Continue reading Dill Pickle and Ham Dip is the Best Thing Since Dill Pickle and Ham Dip