I've shared with you a couple of felt board quotes posts over the past few years for a variety of reasons, the least of which is simply for filler. I don't have an "agenda" now that I'm not writing for page views and thus don't get paid to post on this website. So these kinds… Continue reading Felt Board Quotes- Fall Edition
Category: Nonsense
Schraube Drauf, Ich Esse Tater Tots- Teil Funf (Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Five)
It's September! Which means it's time for another Tater Tot post! I can feel the palpable excitement in the interweb. In honor of September, my German heritage, and Oktoberfest season, this month's post is in German! I agree, Gunter! Verdammte sandwiches (Friggin' sandwiches) Twitter is good for when you have stuff to do, but would… Continue reading Schraube Drauf, Ich Esse Tater Tots- Teil Funf (Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Five)
!A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro (Screw It! I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Four)
I can feel your excitement through the screen at the thought of reading this post. But I seriously have no effin' place to put these thoughts. Don't say "keep them to your damn self." Listen! You got the month of June off. *Please don't judge my Spanish. I can't be left alone with Google Translate.… Continue reading !A la Chingada! Estoy Comiendo Tater Tots- Parte Cuatro (Screw It! I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Four)
What No One Tells You About Getting Older
I was using the public restroom at my local Target a few years ago and was hovering—holding my winter coat up so it didn’t get wet in the toilet water, all while trying to keep my purse from touching the floor—when I felt a fart coming on. But I was in public and didn’t want… Continue reading What No One Tells You About Getting Older
Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots: Partie Trois
That's part three in French because I am expanding my horizons as it pertains to blog titles. Okay, I will admit that the last edition of tater tot post was a little long. The problem was that I took two months to write it, so it became like one of those grocery lists you create… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots: Partie Trois
Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots
A few years back, I wrote a post about the struggle of titling blog posts, and I almost called it Screw It! I’m Eating Tater Tots. I joked that it could serve as the title of my autobiography someday. From now on, I think I might use that title for any post that doesn’t quite… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots