So here’s the deal: I’m moving to a new (free) WordPress this month. Because I can’t afford $300 a year to run a blog where I write words and make very little, unreliable income from Google AdSense, Amazon, or Collective Bias—on the rare occasions they pick me. I can afford $30 a year to keep… Continue reading An Offer I Can’t Refuse
I was using the public restroom at my local Target a few years ago and was hovering—holding my winter coat up so it didn’t get wet in the toilet water, all while trying to keep my purse from touching the floor—when I felt a fart coming on. But I was in public and didn’t want… Continue reading What No One Tells You About Getting Older
That's part three in French because I am expanding my horizons as it pertains to blog titles. Okay, I will admit that the last edition of tater tot post was a little long. The problem was that I took two months to write it, so it became like one of those grocery lists you create… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots: Partie Trois
IT'S BIRTHDAY WEEK, BITCHESSSSS!!! *By the way, I don't like broad statements like the one in the title. Ten things you should always have. I mean, how do I know what you should always have? What if your idea of always is completely different than mine? Maybe the title should be Ten Things You… Continue reading Ten Things You Should* Always Have
I’m not sure why I just called all of you bitches—I actually like most of you. But it made a better title. And also:IT’S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH, BITCHES! My birthday is very important to me. I’m sure yours is important to you too, so in the spirit of birthday solidarity, I’m celebrating all month long—right… Continue reading It’s My Birthday Month, Bitches!
In January, I started a new "segment" on the blog called Screw It, I'm Eating Tater Tots. Only, I didn't realize when I was writing that blog post that it would become a "segment." But I do have a lot of things going on in my life that don't necessarily fit into one blog post.… Continue reading Screw It, I’m Eating Tater Tots- Part Two
A Grace Full Life 