So here I am, writing posts and articles for my other job on a lazy Saturday afternoon, when suddenly I get the stupidest brainstorm known to man. Backstory: I was creating graphics for my blog on Canva (a site full of free DIY graphics) when I started noticing all these nonsensical situations playing out in… Continue reading Creating Idiotic Canva and Pic Monkey Graphics
Tag: Humor
Why I’m Not Sending Everyone a Christmas Card This Year
I feel like that title smells a lot like clickbait. Don't know what clickbait is? It's when a title sucks you into clicking on a link but it really isn't about what the title led you to believe. Here's an example: TITLE- She Thought She Was Getting a Surprise Visit from Santa But Wait Until… Continue reading Why I’m Not Sending Everyone a Christmas Card This Year
Molluscum Contagiosum
A few years ago, I scrubbed my blog of the screenplay Iād been working on. But recently, I was writing a post about Molluscum Contagiosum, and to explain it properly, I decided to share a scene from that screenplay again. This time, though, I decided to ask ChatGPT for help. I asked for an honest… Continue reading Molluscum Contagiosum
Did You Know There Are 34 Menopause Symptoms?
First published November 20th, 2017 For the past ten years I've been going through perimenopause. Just kidding, it's only been two years. It just feels like ten years. Because the symptoms of perimenopause are SUCKING MY SOUL RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY. There are 34 symptoms of menopause, according to the website 34 Menopause Symptoms… Continue reading Did You Know There Are 34 Menopause Symptoms?
I Hate Painting Furniture
I've read enough DIY blogs to know that whatever I make is, at best, mediocre. In fact, one could argue that my once DIY blog has nothing to do with DIY any longer. Unless, of course, DIY stood for Dammit! Ick! Yikes! which is exactly my approach to any DIY problem I try to solve… Continue reading I Hate Painting Furniture
Birthday Week: Make it a Thing
First published May 1, 2017 Birthdays are important. Iāve always felt this way, thanks in large part to my parentsāespecially my mom. Sheād ask what kind of gifts I wanted, what dinner to make, and which cake flavor I was craving. It was never just another day. Iām the same way with my kids. We… Continue reading Birthday Week: Make it a Thing